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Playboy Magazine Interview with GodPLAYBOY MAGAZINE INTERVIEW WITH GOD
Written By Anonymous Charles in 2013.
PLAYBOY MAGAZINE: What is your opinion of Life?
GOD, HIMSELF: It needs more art.
PLAYBOY: Sistine Chapel, fella. Ever heard of it?
GOD: No. Not about me. You guys trying to paint me as an asshole, are you?
PLAYBOY: No, but that is a great idea for next month. Painted assholes.
PLAYBOY: Was Steve Martin ever funny?
GOD: Steve Martin was very funny. It's a sad statement about Hollywood when Steve Martin is used to destroy Peter Sellers and downgrade Queen Latifah, the actress, not Queen Latifah the rapper.
PLAYBOY: And then "Walk Like an Egyption" a few years later? The Bangles? Really?
GOD: That song is funny to me on a lot of levels. And if you have a problem with Susanna Hoffs, you have a problem with me.
PLAYBOY: I like- We here at Playboy Magazine have nothing bad to say about Susanna Hoffs.
GOD: I'm just saying, that woman is a work of art.
PLAYBOY: Very attractive.
GOD: You're me-damn right, she i
Mouths Both Good and BadIf loose lips sink ships, then who needs an iceberg?
I'll freeze some ice with words not nice and seldom heard.
Into your hull. but mostly your skull, an enlightening strikes.
You can't fill the hole, raise what won't float, so take a hike.
You gotta give in without giving up but you give it all away.
But only to those who say what you wanted them to say.
Melt the iceberg and ships find ports, there are survivors.
Some boats are poised for disaster. Blame the bad driver.
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